I seriously suck at chess. Proof:

I am washing my hands off my 1984 section already. Moving on the Handmaid.
I bugged Clem to play chess with me to take a break from my essaying, but I'm more irritated than ever after this game!
Look at how ridiculous our game became:

What the hell right!!
The computer only had one king left but I couldn't beat him! I gave up chasing him around the board, spent 15 whole minutes trying to trap him. Grrrr.