7 easy steps to turn a girl off:

1. message her after 2 years out of the blue about problems she never knew existed.
2. sound sad and pathetic and get her to say "oh dear, do you wanna talk about it?"
3. talk about your girlfriend problems like a bullet train.
4. ask her how come she's not attached - "after all, it's not as though you're horrendously horrible looking"
5. tell her "don't worry, guys like inner beauty - i'm sure you'll find someone who can overlook your lack of outer beauty".
6. say very apologetically "i hope you don't mind me being so honest and straightforward."
7. tell her that her sister is very pretty and "really ah, what happened to you? like really really?"




like, really really, shuddup already?


guys like that should go for a How To Make Friends 1101 basic course, or they should just all disappear from the face of the earth.

"it's okay if you don't have outer beauty. some guys like ugly girls."


it's okay if you don't have a brain. some girls like stupid guys with money.